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Paddy's Fingers
Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital.
The doctor looked at Paddy and said, "Let's be 'avin' da fingers and oi'll see what oi can do."
Paddy said, "Oi haven't got da fingers."
"Whadya mean you haven't got da fingers? Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2010! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. Oi could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why, in the name of Saint Colleen, didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'
And Paddy said ...
"How da fock was I s'posed to pick 'em up!!!"
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